March 2012
When someone brutally insults you and you don't...
most-awkward-moments:
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses.
Ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
February 2012
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The feeling of having new and clean bed sheets.
I solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
After proving someone wrong.
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.
What people expect British boys to be like: Hello darling, oh you look lovely today. Would you like to go for a cup of tea?
What British boys where I live are like: Ite bbz, I was wonderin if u wanted to link up init
cardcaptorsollux:
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
fags at school: hey i smoke weed and get wasted every weekend.
me: sometimes when my mum tells me to get off the computer at 11, i get off at 11:05.
Doctor: You say you're experiencing constant pain. Where does it hurt?
Me: Everything
Me: Everything hurts
Doctor: Whe-
Me: My ships are sinking
Me: All of them
Me: All of my ships
Doctor: Oh fuck, you're one of those people
My views on sexuality
lulz-time:
If you’re gay, that’s cool,
If you’re a lesbian, that’s cool,
If you’re asexual, that’s cool,
If you’re bisexual, that’s cool,
If you’re pansexual, that’s cool,
If you’re straight, that’s cool,
If you’re not sure, that’s cool,
If you hate on somebody for their sexuality, fuck you.
